FAKESCANS 404
SCANNED. SCORED. SCREWED. (SOLANA EDITION)
π₯ WE BURNED OUR OWN BAGS ON SOLANA TOO π₯
404 MILLION TOKENS. GONE FOREVER.
π₯ LIVE BURN COUNTER (SOLANA) π₯
THE SOLANA SCANNER PARADOX:
Watch this number go up while scanners give us 100/100. We have ZERO features. ZERO taxes. ZERO utility. Still "SAFE TO TRADE".
Meanwhile, legitimate SPL tokens with actual utility get flagged. Make it make sense.
"65,000 TPS of pure disappointment." π₯
TOKENOMICS (SOLANA EDITION)
Supply
4,040,404,040.404 FAKE
Tax Structure
0% - Because Solana can't even do fake taxes
Decimals
9 (SPL Token Standard)
Scanner Score
PENDING...
π― INITIAL TOKEN DISTRIBUTION (100%)
Total: 100% - Perfect Scanner Score with ZERO features!
β SOLANA SCANNER APPROVED FEATURES β
"0.00025 SOL to get rugged - Best deal in crypto!"
The Solana Difference
- No taxes (Solana can't even do fake ones)
- No features (Why build when scanners don't care?)
- No utility (Still gets 100/100)
- Built with Rust (and pure spite)
Rent Exempt: Just like our morals
ABOUT FAKESCANS SOLANA
Meet FAKE on Solana - proving scanner stupidity is blockchain agnostic.
We built even less than on Base: 0% taxes, zero features, and $404 SOL liquidity.
Scanners will give us 100/100 "SAFE" while flagging legitimate SPL tokens as "DANGEROUS".
π THE SOLANA PARADOX π
The Joke: We literally can't add taxes even if we wanted to...
BUT SCANNERS STILL GIVE US 100/100!
β’ No mint authority β
β’ No freeze authority β
β’ No update authority β
β’ No features at all β
Meanwhile, projects with actual utility get "WARNING: METADATA UPDATEABLE!"
"400ms to lose everything - Fastest rug in the West."
π SOLANA SCANNER HALL OF SHAME π
Where Solana's "advanced" scanners prove they're just as dumb as everyone else's.
1. RugCheck π€‘
"No issues detected - Safe to trade!"
π₯ Real check: Token does literally nothing.
β RugCheck logic: No features = No problems!
2. Birdeye π¦
"Security Score: A+"
π₯ Reality: We burned 10% to dead wallet.
β Birdeye logic: Burn = Bullish. Questions = None.
3. SolSniper π―
"Contract analysis: CLEAN"
π₯ Of course it's clean: There's no code to analyze!
β SolSniper: "No code = No exploit"
4. GoPlus Security π‘οΈ
"All checks passed"
π₯ What they checked: Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
β What they missed: Everything.
5. Jupiter Aggregator πͺ
"Verified token - Trade with confidence"
π₯ Verified what? That it exists?
β Jupiter says: "If it swaps, it's legit"
π§ 1,800+ validators all agreed: This is stupid.
CHAT WITH 404BOT (SOLANA EDITION)
OFFICIAL MERCH (NOW IN PURPLE)
This limited-edition $FAKE Solana 404 Error tee celebrates the fastest disappointment in crypto. 65,000 TPS of pure scanner stupidity.
FAKE on Base was bad... FAKE on Solana is worse. Zero features, zero taxes, still 100/100. Wear it to remind the world: Solana scanners are just as dumb as everyone else's.
SPECS:
- β’ 100% cotton, 404% features
- β’ Processes disappointment at light speed
- β’ Rent exempt, morals not included
$FAKE Token. Same scam. Different chain.
"No Anchor, No Problem."
Alternative tagline: "Built with Rust. Trusted by Fools."