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FAKESCANS 404

SCANNED. SCORED. SCREWED.

πŸ”₯ WE BURNED OUR OWN BAGS WHO DOES THAT! πŸ”₯

60,606,060.6 TOKENS. GONE FOREVER.

πŸ”₯ LIVE BURN COUNTER πŸ”₯

60,606,060.6 FAKE
15% OF TOTAL SUPPLY
+ 0.25% burned on every transaction
VIEW BURN WALLET ON BASESCAN

THE SCANNER PARADOX:

Watch this number go up while scanners give us 100/100. Every trade burns more tokens. Every burn makes us "safer" according to their broken logic.

4.04% Total Tax βœ“
15%+ Burned & Climbing βœ“
Scanner Score: PERFECT πŸ’―

Meanwhile, 0% tax rugpulls with hidden mints get the same score. Make it make sense.

"Scanners say be careful. We say look at the flames." πŸ”₯

TOKENOMICS

Supply

404,040,404 FAKE404

Tax Structure

4.04% Sell

Max Wallet

40.404% (No real protection)

Scanner Score

PENDING...

🎯 INITIAL TOKEN DISTRIBUTION (85%)

πŸ’§ Liquidity Pool 22.575%
πŸ”₯ Burn 15%
πŸ‘‘ Mr. Barrio 15% πŸ”’
πŸ“’ Marketing 15%
🏒 Meta Deviant 10.525%
πŸ›οΈ Community 10%
πŸ› οΈ Operations 5.1%
🎁 Airdrop 1%
✨ TOKEN DISTRIBUTION BREAKDOWN ✨
Contract β†’ 91,263,701 FAKE404 β†’ πŸ’§ Liquidity Pool (22.575%)
DEAD β†’ 60,606,061 FAKE404 β†’ πŸ”₯ Burned Forever (15%)
mrbarrio.eth β†’ 60,606,061 FAKE404 β†’ πŸ‘‘ Mr. Barrio (15%)
πŸ”’ 59,890,808 Locked on DxLock until October 2025
Marketing β†’ 60,606,061 FAKE404 β†’ πŸ“’ Marketing (15%)
Meta Deviant β†’ 42,524,242 FAKE404 β†’ 🏒 Meta Deviant (10.525%)
Community β†’ 40,404,040 FAKE404 β†’ πŸ›οΈ Community (10%)
Operations β†’ 20,606,061 FAKE404 β†’ πŸ› οΈ Operations (5.1%)
Airdrop β†’ 4,040,404 FAKE404 β†’ 🎁 Airdrop Reserve (1%)


πŸ“Š LIVE TRADING CHART

βœ… SCANNER APPROVED FEATURES βœ…

πŸ”’ LIQUIDITY LOCKED
πŸ”₯ 15% TOKENS BURNED
DEXSCREENER
βœ”οΈ CONTRACT VERIFIED
πŸ“Š DEXTOOLS PREMIUM
πŸ’― 100/100 SCORE

"Scanner transparency fee paid... unlike those 'dangerous' tokens with actual security!"

Phase 1: "Error Mode" (Launch - $404K Market Cap)

  • 1.01% β†’ Auto-Liquidity Pool
  • 0.76% β†’ Operations Wallet
  • 0.25% β†’ Burn Forever
  • 0% β†’ Marketing (we expose scanner fraud instead)

4.04% Sell tax

95.96% stays with traders - the lowest tax structure in the game

ABOUT FAKESCANS

Meet FAKE - the token that proves crypto scanners are completely broken.

We built the perfect scammer bait: 4.04% total taxes, zero real protections, and $404 liquidity.

Scanners will give us 100/100 "SAFE" while flagging tokens with actual security as "DANGEROUS".

🎭 THE ULTIMATE IRONY 🎭

Plot Twist: Even though we're called FAKESCANS and admit we're "fake"...

WE'RE ACTUALLY A LEGITIMATE PROJECT!

β€’ Real team (Mr. Barrio.eth) βœ“

β€’ Real utility (exposing scanner fraud) βœ“

β€’ Real community building βœ“

β€’ Real merchandise & partnerships βœ“

Meanwhile, "legitimate" projects with perfect scanner scores are actually scams. Welcome to crypto!

"The fakest thing about FAKE is that we're actually real."

πŸ’€ SHIT SCANNER HALL OF SHAME πŸ’€

Where real tokens get wrecked just for doing it right β€” and scanners still think they're heroes.

1. TokenSniffer 🀑

"Flagged as risky for having modifiable tax"

πŸ”₯ Real dev logic: Yeah no shit, I wanna lower tax later.

❌ Sniffer logic: Token bad. Dev have button. Must be rug.

2. Blockaid 🚨

"Potential honeypot – charges 1.5% fee!"

πŸ”₯ Reality: Fully documented tax. Public. Known. Auto-LP. Locked wallets.

❌ Blockaid logic: We don't understand math, we press yellow triangle.

πŸ”₯

3. BubbleMaps 🫧

"Visual shows token has 'clusters'"

πŸ”₯ Of course it does: The dev didn't split tokens into 10K wallets to hide it.

❌ BubbleMaps: "Too visible = suspicious"

β†’ πŸ” Transparency = red flag

4. DexTools "Score" System πŸ“Š

"Contract can be paused"

πŸ”₯ You mean: It has an emergency shutdown for MEV protection?

❌ Scorebot says: pause == rug.

5. StaySafu πŸ›‘οΈ

"Owner can update logic"

πŸ”₯ Yeah: With a public multisig and governance roadmap.

❌ Still says: "Upgradable = bad"

🧠 Imagine calling a Tesla dangerous because the software updates.

πŸ†πŸ’© SHIT SCANNER TROPHY WALL πŸ’©πŸ†

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE SCANNERS WHO CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN:

βœ… ACTUAL SECURITY

πŸ”’ Locked liquidity
πŸ›‘οΈ Multisig wallets
🧾 Public teams
πŸ“‹ Audit reports

❌ OBVIOUS SCAMS

πŸ”“ 100% unlocked LP
πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ Anonymous devs
🧬 Copy-paste contracts
🧨 Hidden mint functions

πŸ—‘ YOU'RE ALL EQUALLY USELESS! πŸŽ‰

If your scanner flags security and praises rugs β€” you're not a tool. You're a threat.

πŸ“Š TOASTY SCANNER ANALYSIS πŸ“Š

The same project, three different opinions. Make it make sense.

Feature Quick Intel GoPlus Honeypot.is
Contract VerifiedYesYesYes
HoneypotNoNoNo
Buy Tax0%0%0%
Sell Tax1.5%1.47%1.53%
Proxy ContractNoNoNo
MintableNoNo-
Tax ModifiableYesYes-
Transfer PausableYesYes-
FreezableYesYes-
Scam RiskDETECTED--
WhitelistedYesYes-
AntiwhaleYesYes-
Trading CooldownNoYes-
Owner Balance-3.55B-
Owner Percent-8.46%-

Quick Intel: "SCAM RISK DETECTED!" 🚨
Reality: It's a legitimate project with security features πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

πŸ“„ $TOASTY WHITEPAPER - See Why We Got Flagged

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OFFICIAL MERCH

"100/100 Safety Score. 0/0 Security Found."
$40.40
CERTIFIED SAFE BY THE DUMBEST TOOLS IN CRYPTO

This limited-edition $FAKE 404 Error tee is your uniform in the war against bullshit scanners. Scored a perfect 100/100, but offers zero protection.

Just like the token itself, this shirt is loud, ironic, and brutally honest. Wear it to remind the world: real security isn't measured by a green checkmark.

SPECS:

  • β€’ 100% cotton, 404% attitude
  • β€’ Fits true to size, lies like a scanner
  • β€’ Printed with error codes and raw truth

$FAKE404 Token. Real message.
"Security not found."

Alternative tagline: "Scanner Approved. Logic Denied."